Many thanks to all the well wishers who have sent me messages. I love all the comments I get, unless they are hideous death threats due to my writings about the prophet (not done any, so should be okay there, unless the Johovas Witnesses read my previous post and get militant).
Now, just being greedy and believing that laughter is the best medicine, if you can plug your best joke at the end of a well wishing comment, then I'd be well happy. If you can uplift me and make me laugh, then that's double bonus points!
On the subject of jokes, are you like me and find that you can only hold a maximum of 2 jokes in your head at once? That's the way it seems to work with me and it is always the last two I've been told. So the real bummer is when you had a great classic belly busting wheeze-matic joke all lined up and then someone comes along and tells a stinker and boom, it's lost in the joke aether. Listen to what I'm stuck with as my number one joke right now. It's not good and I don't know where I heard it. Sorry if I knock anyone elses number one joke out their brain with this one, but I've got to share it and how bad it is:
Q: What is white, green and then white?
A: A frog sandwich
Come on, I mean, it shouldn't even count! I should never have lost some complex, yet amazingly funny joke that reduced all who heard it to tears of mirth, for that, so help please!
