tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7375396019671676752.post4797652247626475112..comments2023-04-02T20:39:07.287-07:00Comments on Mr Baldy's Lymphoma Fun!: I'm greedy and I know it, but I still want more...Richardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06900287155591962552noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7375396019671676752.post-18572806933960200882008-10-09T05:01:00.000-07:002008-10-09T05:01:00.000-07:00The classic:-What do you call a 3 legged donkey?A ...The classic:-<BR/><BR/>What do you call a 3 legged donkey?<BR/><BR/>A wonkey!<BR/><BR/>Brilliant!Wifeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15468682916961470314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7375396019671676752.post-85425284017794678592008-10-07T02:25:00.000-07:002008-10-07T02:25:00.000-07:00Thought I might add to the pile of crap(jokes) so ...Thought I might add to the pile of crap(jokes) so here goes<BR/><BR/>Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle at 4 in the afternoon?<BR/>That's the time elephants do their parachute practice.<BR/> <BR/>Why are crocodiles flat?<BR/>Because they go into the jungle at 4 in the afternoon<BR/><BR/>or<BR/><BR/>What's green and goes up and down up and down all day long?<BR/>A pea in a lift<BR/><BR/>or <BR/><BR/>Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?<BR/>Because if they were small, white and round they'd be aspirins<BR/><BR/>or even<BR/><BR/>HOw many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?<BR/>None - but the lightbulb has to want to change<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>look after yourself and get out of there soon.<BR/><BR/>RobAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7375396019671676752.post-30416107319619297612008-10-06T13:02:00.000-07:002008-10-06T13:02:00.000-07:00A picture says a 1000 wordshttp://www.whyatt.com.a...A picture says a 1000 words<BR/><BR/>http://www.whyatt.com.au/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=45&Itemid=59<BR/><BR/>made me laff anyways..Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00535991031954976266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7375396019671676752.post-29809597156430526742008-10-06T09:02:00.000-07:002008-10-06T09:02:00.000-07:00Why do elephants paint their balls red?So they can...Why do elephants paint their balls red?<BR/>So they can hide in cherry trees!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Whats the loudest noise in the jungle?<BR/>Monkeys picking cherries!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7375396019671676752.post-48366206848827821062008-10-06T06:59:00.000-07:002008-10-06T06:59:00.000-07:00This piece of road walks into a bar at 8pm, he ord...This piece of road walks into a bar at 8pm, he orders a pint of lager, which he then downs without paying for it. He says "I'm a massive piece of road, I'm well hard me, lorries drive down me all day and I don't even wince. I'm gonna keep downing free pints all night and if you stop serving me, I'll smash this place to smithereens with my big road arms". The bouncers try to intervene, but the road sweeps them aside and demands more beer.<BR/>The following night at 8pm, the massive piece of road walks in and comes face to face with the local rugby team. "Ha!" he shouts, before proceeding to beat them without mercy, after which he proceeds to drink free beer all night long.<BR/>The following night at 8pm, the massive piece of road walks in and comes face to face with a hen party from Glasgow. "Ha!" he shouts, before proceeding to stand at the bar drinking free beer while the hen party relentlessly attack him with their Stiletto heels.<BR/>The following night the piece of road walks in, and sitting in his usual seat is a much smaller, slightly knackered looking piece of green road.<BR/>The massive piece of road turns on his heels and walks out "I'm getting out of here," he screams, "that guys a f*cking cyclepath."The Finisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15884974898664415068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7375396019671676752.post-21339585550490769712008-10-06T06:55:00.000-07:002008-10-06T06:55:00.000-07:00How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to chang...How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? <BR/><BR/><BR/>Nobody knows, they haven't seen the light yet.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06554985109549061040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7375396019671676752.post-73344486961476553052008-10-06T03:54:00.000-07:002008-10-06T03:54:00.000-07:00What's black and white and read all overSunburnt Z...What's black and white and read all over<BR/>Sunburnt Zebra<BR/>What's Green and turns red at a touch of a button<BR/>Frog in a liquidiser<BR/><BR/>What's brown and sticky<BR/>A stickDamnyoureyeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08299139093948585257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7375396019671676752.post-91576174074968649292008-10-05T09:47:00.000-07:002008-10-05T09:47:00.000-07:00And non-elephant stuff... What's white and can't c...And non-elephant stuff...<BR/> <BR/>What's white and can't climb trees?<BR/>A fridge<BR/> <BR/>What's blue and white and can't climb trees?<BR/>A fridge in a demin jacket<BR/><BR/>(going now.promise.gone)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09467329693956485935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7375396019671676752.post-41433363956314238392008-10-05T09:42:00.000-07:002008-10-05T09:42:00.000-07:00I’m actually worse than you. My memory for jokes i...I’m actually worse than you. My memory for jokes is the short spam type. I sometimes hear really good jokes and make a mental note to remember them (as if). But when I do tell one they never sound as good as when I first heard them. <BR/>Anyway I though I could send you some tips on stuff (or creatures) you might spot during your hospital stay…<BR/><BR/>What do you say when you see a herd of elephants coming through the door?<BR/>Look! There's a herd of elephants coming through the door!<BR/><BR/>What do you say when you see a herd of elephants wearing sunglasses coming through the door?<BR/>Nothing - you don't recognise them.<BR/><BR/>How do you know if an elephant is in bed with you?<BR/>It has a big “e” written on his pyjamas.<BR/>How do you know if an elephant has been in your mini-fridge?<BR/>Footprints in the food or the strawberries keep going missing…<BR/><BR/>Hope you’re now able to recognise –and deal with - any uninvited visitor. <BR/>Get released soon!<BR/>;-)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09467329693956485935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7375396019671676752.post-46922202819507219442008-10-04T20:25:00.000-07:002008-10-04T20:25:00.000-07:00You must be joking...You must be joking...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09467329693956485935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7375396019671676752.post-56850616438695677872008-10-04T15:48:00.000-07:002008-10-04T15:48:00.000-07:00I guess it serves to be a little more spontaneous....I guess it serves to be a little more spontaneous.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com